Wow, she showed her tits, what if she lets me fuck her too? I shouldn't have been so shy

She asked me to fuck her, I fucked her and I never gave her the discount 😉 😉

Wow, the cleaning includes a blowjob and that redhead! I wasn't wrong with the hotel 😏

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

I'm not some motherfucker who fucks his stepdaughter

Husband's on the phone. He feels like the handyman's gonna make him a cooldown right now

We switched bodies, so what? No one can cancel sex, bro, fuck it!

I have a boner, and your mouth is free - suck it if you want money

I won't scold you for being late, but I'm sure I'll fuck that babysitter

And my fucker's son fucks better, and why didn't I let him before

Courier, you fucked up, so fuck me (we'll order pizza later)

My face is all over my son's sperm! How am I supposed to take him to vocational school?

I've seen your dick before, brother. It's fuckable. How do you like my tits?

Fuck, my neighbor showed me her tits - now I can fuck her

Did you fuck my mother? What's wrong with me? My pussy's younger and smaller

You're not much of a realtor, but you can twist it on your dick - after you've been fucked in the mouth

Blackmailing your stepmother is not good, but otherwise she won't let 🤷‍♂

Haven't you ever touched a breast, either? Then I'll teach you how to fuck

She fucked her boss before she was fired so she'd know who she'd lost

You can't take a hint, can you? I'll tell you straight, take out your dick and fuck it